Sarcasm

The only person you can rely on it yourself - What a Fucking nightmare

You Matter. Just not that much..

I tried to stop swearing but I Cunt.

Let me check my GiveaShitometer - Nope. Nothing

Let me check my GiveaFuckometer - Nope. Nothing

We specialise in interpreting your dismally vague ideas

You are Good enough - not great but there are far worse..

Not my Circus - Not my Monkeys

Behold the field in which I grow my Fucks. Tis verily barren

Today I Will Stay Positive No Matter What.

Grumpy Fuckers Club

My Life summed up - Well that didn't go as Fucking Planned

If you think my attitude is bad you should smell my fanny